Ok, so I didn’t really write this sketch so thanks for clicking on this post, but it was a sketch from tosh.o. And if you’ve never watched his schtuff or ever heard of him…you’re nuts! That guy’s a genius. So much of a genius that he made T.O. look like a genius. And I am not usually a fan of T.O. I love an athlete who can poke fun and even poke fun of himself. Watch this…just make sure you’ve got clean underwear nearby because I nearly sh** pooped myself laughing!
Why don’t we try something different next season, Favre. How ’bout you tell us you’re returning, then the last day of training camp just tell us you’re retiring and not coming back for another season. That would be cool. Sweet.
I love you man…
You are so Favreilicious!!
…but just like I say every year and probably many more to come…I’m over this drama.
Starting to get that itch to draft that perfect team. Yeah, I’m behind. This time last year I was already in 8 leagues. As of now…I’m in 2. Blah. Makes me sick. Mama’s been busy the past few months, forgive me, but I’m ready now. I’m not worried about how many leagues I’m in. What matters is how many I will win! Right? I ain’t scared! Besides, I always end up getting invites from all over from dudes that want me to play in their league at the last minute. Yes, many so few want me
I’m the best around.
I’m talking about Fantasy Football…to be clear, pervs.
FYI, paid leagues preferred, people. And I mean a reasonable paid league. The funds just aren’t there for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to! I just haven’t really reached celebrity blogger status, in my opinion, so I don’t usually join leagues that are over a G unless I got someone else staking me! I like to play non-payout leagues too, but its just not as fun…esp, when that league ends up being my best! Almost always happens like that…go figure!
So, check it out. I got a text this morning to check something out on YouTube that would be blog worthy. If you haven’t seen this yet, check it now! I got super pumped! I’m surprised I haven’t heard of the dude already. DJ Steve Porter. Press Hop. Put your name on it…be a MAN! So, LOVES IT!
Remember that name. He rocks!
Damn, I miss Randy Moss…I hope he plays his heart out this season!
MaMaLike
The Football Chick
www.MaMaLikeSports.com
What? I like to think I’m pretty cool. A pretty down chick. A hip one at that. But what the heck is Purple Drank? Codeine syrup, eh? Sounds like such a childish drug to me. I’d rather hear that JaMarcus Russell was caught with a bottle of Vicodin or better just plain Mary Jane
So, that’s what the news is all about. JaMarcus Russell was apparently caught with Codeine syrup and arrested in Mobile, Alabama. Yeah, this is the same guy who was just released by the Raiders. The once rockin’ QB for LSU.
Don’t worry all of you Russell fans (are there very many?). He has already been released. Posted bond ASAP! Maybe all of this high from “Sizzurp”, as it is also referred to, has affected his game. Literally! Oh boy. Let’s just get it together JaMarcus.
Ugh…that is all until we hear more from Russell himself and his scummy excuse or explanation for the syrup…
MaMaLike signing off for now…
Drink up, Russell baby!!
MaMaLike
The Football Chick
www.MaMaLikeSports.com
Steve Smith, WR for the Carolina Panthers, injures another body part preseason…
Injury: Broken arm
Cause of Injury: Playing a nice easy game of non-contact flag football.
Click here for FoxSports.com’s list of other bizarre-o injuries…hmm, so many to choose from…can’t pick out my favorite!!
Of course the news doesn’t stop there.
Since OchoCinco couldn’t bring home the Dancing with the Stars trophy…he had to let his fame outside of football keep going by finding his wing man for his new reality show, “Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch“.
Who’s his wing man, you ask? Bernard Berrian, WR for the Minnesota Vikings. Gee, thanks Berrian!
What? T.O. was busy? Hmm…
Catch the rest of the story here where the article describes the new show to be…plain and simple…
“…an embarrassing series for both NFL receivers.”
Silliness.
But in true MaMaLike fashion…I’ve gotta watch at least 1 episode. I have to blog about it. I have to see what happens. And if you know me, you know I am addicted to Reality TV…even though I usually hate to admit it.
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MaMaLike has been rockin the fantasy football world since 2003. She has gone mainstream and her blog www.mamalikesports.com has been live since 2008. MaMaLike has been climbing up the sports blogger world and she is not stopping. She plays fantasy sports, gambles, and drinks single barrel Jack D cocktails. Give her Vegas and sports betting with a lil poker (Dead Man's Hand) and craps (YO!) on the side and call it a day. Any questions? You can follow MaMaLike on her Facebook, Twitter, BlogSpot, or send her an email at mamalikesports@yahoo.com
